Lady Gaga is accused of gaming the system by using her nearly 40 million Twitter followers to promote her new album. Bill Werde from Billboard says Gaga's constant tweets and contests for fans to purchase her album is cheating the system. "It's not in the spirit of what we do, celebrating success."
Really Bill Werde? Welcome to America. That's EXACTLY what we do. It's called Capitalism. Look into it.
JLO filed an order of protection against a guy named John Dubis. But that didn't stop him from trespassing at her $10 Million Hamptons home and squatting there for up to a week. Southampton police were called when worked (finally) noticed him on the property and he explained he was the father of JLo's kids. He also posted photos of his illegal vacay on Facebook and spread his own seed all over her lawn. JLo wasn't home at the time but I'm sure she's happy to hear none of her security team noticed the weirdo wandering the property with a camera and open fly.
Gwyneth Paltrow looks like Gwyneth Paltrow because while her family gorges themselves on pizza and pasta, Gwynnie eats only steamed vegetables and sparkling water. Good. I'm happy to hear her diet is as meager and unsatisfying as my paycheck.
Kanye West will be on "Kris" this Friday to reveal the first photos of baby North West. He tells his baby mama's mama that he truly loves Kim, because what else would he say sitting next to her mom?